Happy Canada Day! Thursday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
To all our fellow Canadians!
I hope you enjoy the day with family and friends and remember what a great country we have!
Dave and Barbara
Canada Day Trivia History
Before 1982 Canada Day had been known as Dominion Day, First of July, Confederation Day, and July the First. Canada Day celebrates the events that occurred on July 1, 1867, when the British North America Act created the Canadian federal government. The BNA Act proclaimed "one Dominion under the name of Canada," therefore the original title of the holiday, "Dominion Day." Dominion Day was officially renamed "Canada Day" by an Act of Parliament on October 27, 1982. This change reflected the policy of successive governments to downplay Canada's colonial origins. Canada's national celebration is always observed on July 1, unless that date falls on a Sunday. In which case it is observed the following day.
July 1, 2004 is Canada Day
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet.
Canadians: And this is a lighthouse!
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
- In Canada we have two seasons - WINTER AND JULY!
- In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for HOCKEY.
- In Canada, we order double cheeseburgers and a DIET coke.
drinks Brazilian coffee...
from an English teacup...
and munches a French pastry...
while sitting on their Danish furniture...
having just come home from an Italian movie...
in their German car.
He picks up their Japanese pen...
and writes to their Member of Parliament to complain about the American take-over of the Canadian publishing business.
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