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Hard To Understand

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Hard To Understand

Bob was in his usual place in the morning - sitting at the table, reading
the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful
actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily
for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face. "I'll
never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Marlene replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

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BONUS JOKE

Call The Vet

Stanford called the vet, "Doctor, you've got to come right over! My pet
pig just ate the TV remote control!"

"I'll be right there."

"Thanks, but what do I do in the meantime?"

The vet said, "Read a magazine."