Hazardous Golfing
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One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing.
Ben sliced his ball deep into a wooded ravine.
He grabbed his 8-iron and proceeded down the embankment into the ravine in
search of his ball.
Ben searched diligently throughout the thick underbrush and suddenly
spotted something shiny.
As he got closer, he realized that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron
in the hands of a skeleton laying near an old golf ball.
Ben excitedly called out to his golfing partner - "Hey Thomas, come here,
I got big trouble down here."
Thomas came running over to the edge of the ravine and called out: "What's
the matter Ben?"
Ben shouted back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you
can't get out of here with an 8-iron."
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BONUS JOKE
Swamp Life
A boy from New York City was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by
his cousin.
He said to his cousin, "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if
you carry a flashlight?"
The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the
flashlight."