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#1 · February 27, 2004, 8:21 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
He Is An Artist 
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God? A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you! know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "


Don't Waste Food 
A sign posted on the wall
of an Army mess read:
"Don't Waste Food"
Food will win the war.
Beneath someone had written: 
That's fine, but how do we
 get the enemy to eat it?
 
Sixteen Steps To Build A Campfire 
 
1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
 
2. Bandage left thumb.
 
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments
 
4. Bandage left foot.
 
5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand)
 
6. Light Match
 
7. Light Match
 
8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.
 
9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into
     base of fire.
 
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
 
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
 
12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for
       more wood, soak wood from can labeled 'kerosene'.
 
13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
 
14. Re-label can to read 'gasoline'.
 
15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
 
16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.
 
 
Have a Blessed Day  
Dave and Barbara 
 
 

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