Quote from Forum Archives on October 6, 2000, 11:33 am

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He Takes Charge

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy
intersection.

Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to help
him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the
crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a
course in first aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared
to administer artificial respiration.

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to
the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."