HEAVENLY CODE
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
~~~ HEAVENLY CODE ~~~
I needed some supplies from a Sunday school cupboard that was
seldom used and was secured with a lock. I didn't know the
combination, but our clergyman offered to give it a try.
Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his
eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial
and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this
demonstration of faith, he smiled and confided, "The numbers are
written on the ceiling."
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~~~ Flee From The City ~~~
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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~~~ New Account ~~~
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get
something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as
they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the
application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space
for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight
hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'
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~~~ Next Table ~~~
At the next table in a fast food restaurant, one
youngster was sobbing because he didn't get the toy he
wanted with his food. Another dumped his drink over
his sister's burger because she was stealing his fries.
Then the smallest fell off his chair. Clearly at the
end of her rope, the mother dragged the boy up from
the floor, placed him back into his chair, and said,
"Shut up, all of you, and eat your Happy Meals!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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