Heavenly Safe Cracking
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the church supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.
After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he look serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock.
The amazed teacher said, "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor."
"It's really nothing," he answered.
"The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."
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(^_^) Face The Music (^_^)
A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor.
"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir members are going to quit too. Please do something."
So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir."
"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.
"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing."
That's nothing," the man snorted. "Fifty people have told me that you can't preach!"
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(^_^) Things We Wouldn't Know Without Sunday School (^_^)
With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.
Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.
A fire extinguisher is a handy device.
Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.
Cheap glue adheres to skin.
Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.
Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.
Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.
Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.
Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion.
Ushers do not have a sense of humor.
There IS a doggie Heaven.
Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
Girls are superior to boys.
There are good reasons why pastor’s kids have a bad reputation.
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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