HELPFUL HUSBAND
Posted by: root <root@...>
On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den
with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off
her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing
dinner all by himself.
"How romantic!" she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served.
She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess.
Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven,
saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so
long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little
holes."
Walking ?
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and
the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at
this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't
hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"