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Henry Ford
#1 · March 19, 2004, 3:05 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Henry Ford 
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role played by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production costs. At the end of the unit, she gave a test including the question: "What did Henry Ford invent that made buying a car more affordable?"
One of the brightest students in the class wrote: "0% financing."
Pulling Out Teeth 
One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvellous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
Canine Christianity 
Canine Christianity's
The name of the game
Most players are losers
For their religion is vain
The name of the game
Most players are losers
For their religion is vain
Poodle-type Preachers
Man pleasing Mutts
Preach a bless-me club gospel
Cuz TRUTH takes guts
Man pleasing Mutts
Preach a bless-me club gospel
Cuz TRUTH takes guts
Pit-Bulls in the Pulpit
Latch on and won't let go
They like to dictate
To be in CONTROL
Latch on and won't let go
They like to dictate
To be in CONTROL
Chihuahua-type Charades
Bark loud but don't bite
Won't practice what they preach
Don't even know what's right
Bark loud but don't bite
Won't practice what they preach
Don't even know what's right
Wolves in sheep's clothing
With rich coats of wool
Devour little lambs
Who've been blinded as fools
With rich coats of wool
Devour little lambs
Who've been blinded as fools
All kinds of canines
Many different breeds
But only one in which
Many different breeds
But only one in which
God is ever pleased
He is the sheepdog
Who is faithful and true
Leading sheep to their Shepherd
Is what he longs to do
Who is faithful and true
Leading sheep to their Shepherd
Is what he longs to do
He'd lay down his life
And gladly count the cost
It would hurt him far less
Than if one lamb were lost
And gladly count the cost
It would hurt him far less
Than if one lamb were lost
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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