Quote from Forum Archives on April 24, 2006, 1:48 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"HIGH Pressure Sales"

 

 

Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesman
was unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

 

"I  certainly don't want to frighten you into a decision,"
he announced, standing up to leave.

 

"Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the
morning, let me know what you think."

 

 

"Toughest Time"

 

 

"I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina
pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering
from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by
tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic
cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I
had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism,
lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled through it. It
was the hardest spelling test I've ever had."

 

 

"Phone Call"

 

 

A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at
the trough there?"

 

The secretary says, "Please Sir, do not refer to our pastor as the head
hog at the trough. That is very insulting."

 

"Oh, I'm very sorry. I meant nothing by that. It's just a local phase
we use in the part of the country I come from. The real reason I called
was to donate $50,000.00 to your building fund."

 

The secretary says, "Hold on. I see the 'Big Oinker' coming through the
door right now."

 

 

Look at the world around you, and you'll see God's creativity;

 

Look at the dinner table, and you'll see God's providence;

 

Look at the mirror, and you'll see God's sense of humor.

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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