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High-Tech Redneck

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How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"

If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"

If you`ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.

If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

If you`ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your milk on

If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal

If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y`all"