High-Tech Redneck
Quote from Forum Archives on November 27, 2000, 6:43 amPosted by: <@...>
How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" RedneckIf your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"If you`ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If you`ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your milk on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animalIf you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y`all"
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If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you`ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If you`ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your milk on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y`all"