History Paper
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History Paper
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Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"
Son: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet for research and it's been very helpful."
Mother: "Really?"
Son: "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who sell them!"
Why a Lawyer?
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There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm
and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna
cum laude from law school. Both came from good families. Both are
equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to
choose one, so he takes each aside and asks, "Why did you become a
lawyer?"
In seconds, he chooses Paul.
Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside.
"I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me
why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest respect for
the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all
I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the world did you
tell him?"
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replies.
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of
them!"
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