Holy Family in a Plane
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of Jesus' family. After collecting the drawings, she noticed that one little boy's drawing depicted an airplane with four heads sticking out of the windows. "I see you drew three heads to show Joseph, Mary and Jesus," she said to the boy. "But who does the fourth head belong to?"
The boy replied, "That's Pontius the pilot."
Tough Boys
Three litte boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week".
"Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day".
"That's nothing", said the third boy. "When my parents take me to see my grandma and grampa, I can wear them out in a hour".
Three Men
Three men were in the hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins."
"Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets."
"Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I'm with the 3M Company."
The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP!"
Communication
While attending a marriage seminar on
communication, David and his wife listened
to the instructor declare, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things that
are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe
your wife's favorite flower?"
David leaned over, touched his wife's arm
gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose,
isn't it?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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