Quote from Forum Archives on September 9, 2004, 3:40 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

 

 

We Will Never Forget..September 11, 2001!

This is in memory to the heroes and victims of that tragic day of September 11, 2001. We 

ask you to take a minute to remember and say a prayer for the men and women who lost their lives that day, to the innocent victims as well as the members of all the FDNY, NYPD PAPD, and everyday people that put their lives on the line so unselfishly to save others.

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Please keep praying for Niki and also say a prayer of thanks on the good things happening now with Niki.We will have a new update to show God working and answering our prayers.

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Homework  

 

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per
night. This time should be budgeted in the following
manner:

~ 15 minutes looking for assignment.

~ 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

~ 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and
just does not like children.

~ 8 minutes in the bathroom.

~ 10 minutes getting a snack.

~ 7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

~ 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never
explained the assignment.

~ 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for
Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

 

Classic Written Excuses Given To Teachers  

 

"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday. She was in bed
with gramps."

"Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."

"Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side."

"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."

"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."

"Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going
over."

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed.
Please execute him."

"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hit in the growing part."

"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent
this weekend with the Marines."

"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off
a tree and misplaced her hip."

Bulbs   

In the fall, the children had planted some flower bulbs outside the school. One morning in the spring, a very special second-grade student asked, "When are we going to dig up the lights we planted.

Have a Blessed Day 

Dave and Barbara

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