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Horses & Help
#1 · September 27, 1999, 7:49 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
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A young farmer finally decided it was time to get married. So he rode to town on
his horse, picked himself out a nice young lady , and married her. On the way
back to the farm riding the horse together the horse stumbled, and the farmer
said "That's once". After a little while the horse stumbled again, the farmer
said "that's twice" About 10 minutes later the horse stumbled again. The farmer
said " that's three times". Stopped the horse, dismounted, lifted his fresh
young bride off the horse, drew his pistol and shot the horse dead. His young
wife was perplexed and angry. She started to give him hell saying.."We're not
rich you know , that's the only horse you had, He only stumbled a few times,
why'd ya shoot him? Now how are you going to work the farm? etc. etc. The farmer
stood calmly by and when she finally ran out of breath, He only said "that's
once".
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A young farmer finally decided it was time to get married. So he rode to town on
his horse, picked himself out a nice young lady , and married her. On the way
back to the farm riding the horse together the horse stumbled, and the farmer
said "That's once". After a little while the horse stumbled again, the farmer
said "that's twice" About 10 minutes later the horse stumbled again. The farmer
said " that's three times". Stopped the horse, dismounted, lifted his fresh
young bride off the horse, drew his pistol and shot the horse dead. His young
wife was perplexed and angry. She started to give him hell saying.."We're not
rich you know , that's the only horse you had, He only stumbled a few times,
why'd ya shoot him? Now how are you going to work the farm? etc. etc. The farmer
stood calmly by and when she finally ran out of breath, He only said "that's
once".
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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring
any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she asked.
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