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#1 · May 15, 2006, 12:38 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Hospital Forms"
 
 
In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling
out forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being
escorted to their rooms.
 
An elderly woman hesitantly entered my cubicle.  She had completed
her admitting forms and, upon my request, handed me her insurance
cards. I typed the necessary information and then asked her the
reason for her coming to the hospital.
 
"Just to visit a friend," she said, "but this had taken so long, I'm
not sure I have time now."
 
 
"Garage Wow"
 
 
There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole. "How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.
 
Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!"
 

"If Elected"
 
 
One evening at story time, a little girl asked her father,
"Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once Upon A Time?' "
 
"No, honey," her father replied, "there is a whole series
of fairy tales that begin with, 'If elected I promise . . .' "
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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