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"Hot Bath" Friday
#1 · July 7, 2006, 10:54 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Hot Bath"
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as
he'd become comfortable, the front doorbell
rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry
cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped
his head in a smaller towel, and went to the
door. A salesman at the door wanted to know
if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door,
the man returned to the bath.
he'd become comfortable, the front doorbell
rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry
cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped
his head in a smaller towel, and went to the
door. A salesman at the door wanted to know
if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door,
the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers
and towels, and the man started for the door
again. He took one step, slipped on a wet
spot, fell, and hit his back against the hard
porcelain of the tub.
and towels, and the man started for the door
again. He took one step, slipped on a wet
spot, fell, and hit his back against the hard
porcelain of the tub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled
into his street clothes and, with every move a
stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
into his street clothes and, with every move a
stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, "You know,
you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you
need to relax. Why don't you go home and take
a long hot bath?"
you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you
need to relax. Why don't you go home and take
a long hot bath?"
"The Accident"
My six-year-old grandson called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."
"High Blood Pressure"
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150.
"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she measures only 5 feet, 5 inches.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender, and now I'm short and fat!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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