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#1 · June 14, 2006, 10:07 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"How Do You Spell That"
 
        
 
It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The
teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to
spell their name out loud.
 
When she came to a young Pakistani boy and asked his name, he
replied, "Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee."
 
"How do you spell that?" asked the teacher.
 
"My mother helps me," said the little boy.
 
 
"New Job"
 
            
 
A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've
found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no
overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
 
"That's great," his wife said.
 
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."
 
 
"Overpaid"
 
     
 
One day, an employee received an unusually large check.
She decided not to say anything about it.
 
The following week, her check was for less that the normal
amount, and she confronted her boss.
 
"How come," the supervisor inquired, "you didn't say anything
when you were overpaid?"
 
Unperturbed, the employee replied, "Well, I can overlook one
mistake - but not two in a row!"
 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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