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How to clean a cat
#1 · December 21, 1999, 11:22 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. *already we see where this is going*
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and sooth him while you carry him towards the bathroom
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not
get any part of your body too close to the edge as his claws will be
reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. have someone open the door to the outsideand ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.
9. Repeat as often as necessary.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and sooth him while you carry him towards the bathroom
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not
get any part of your body too close to the edge as his claws will be
reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. have someone open the door to the outsideand ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.
9. Repeat as often as necessary.
- Sincerely, The family DOG