How To Get Along
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A couple in our church was celebrating their silver wedding
anniversary. She had lost her sight a few years before. As
they received congratulations, she spoke up. "Do you know
why we get along so well? It's because I can't see what he
is doing, and he can't hear what I am saying."
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~~~ Remembering ~~~
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner,
chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting
really forgetful. This morning, I was
standing at the top of the stairs, and I
couldn't remember whether I had just come
up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's
bad? The other day, I was sitting on the
edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember
whether I was going to bed or had just
woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my
memory's just as good as it's always been,
knock on wood."
She raps the table.
With a startled look on her face, she asks,
"Who's there?!"
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~~~ Blind Date ~~~
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind
date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house
later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
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~~~ Hereafter ~~~
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman
that, at her age, she should be giving some
thought to what he called "the hereafter."
She said to him, "I think about it many
times a day."
"Oh, really?" said the minister. "That is
very wise."
"It's not a matter of wisdom," she replied.
"It's when I open a drawer or a closet,
I ask myself, 'What am I here after?'"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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