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How Tough
#1 · February 20, 2004, 8:19 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
How Tough 
Three litte boys were bragging about how tough
they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy,
"that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week".
they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy,
"that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week".
"Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough,
I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day".
"That's nothing", said the third boy. "When my
parents take me to see my grandma and grampa,
I can wear them out in a hour".
Extremely Organized 
My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in
Montana. She's extremely organized. Before she leaves
on a trip, she always types up address labels for her
postcards.
This time, I figured I'd done her one better. I boasted,
"You'll be impressed. I've already written thank-you
notes to everyone with whom I'll be staying. They're all
stamped and ready to go."
My sister was silent for a moment, and then she said,
"You mean those little envelopes I saw in your room
and mailed this morning?"
CO-Worker 
At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist
often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA
hospital where he had trained.
When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So,
tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"
"Well, I suppose," she replied, "I'm still cooking it."
often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA
hospital where he had trained.
When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So,
tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"
"Well, I suppose," she replied, "I'm still cooking it."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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