Ice Fishing
Quote from Forum Archives on February 26, 1999, 7:26 amPosted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
A blonde, who has become very interested in ice fishing, is preparing
for her first fishing experience. She has all the gear - tent, bench,
pole, bait, ice saw, etc...As she walks out onto the ice, she finds a good spot and begins to
set up her equipment. Suddenly, a deep echoing voice says, "THERE ARE
NO FISH BELOW THE ICE!" Startled, she looks around, but doesn't see
anyone.She resumes setting up. Again, a deep, echoing voice booms, "THERE
ARE NO FISH BELOW THE ICE!" Startled and puzzled, dumb blonde asks,
"Are you God?" With that, the deep echoing the voice says, "NO, I'M
THE RINK MANAGER."
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
for her first fishing experience. She has all the gear - tent, bench,
pole, bait, ice saw, etc...
As she walks out onto the ice, she finds a good spot and begins to
set up her equipment. Suddenly, a deep echoing voice says, "THERE ARE
NO FISH BELOW THE ICE!" Startled, she looks around, but doesn't see
anyone.
She resumes setting up. Again, a deep, echoing voice booms, "THERE
ARE NO FISH BELOW THE ICE!" Startled and puzzled, dumb blonde asks,
"Are you God?" With that, the deep echoing the voice says, "NO, I'M
THE RINK MANAGER."