IDIOT SIGHTING
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IDIOT SIGHTING
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IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To
which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask.
IDIOT SIGHTING #2
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.
We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked
at each other.....
IDIOT SIGHTING #3
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that
side."
NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER ??
NEW HEARING AID
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he
felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?"
he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to
$2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just
stick this button in your ear and run this little string
down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But
when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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