Though true grace has various degrees, and there are some that are but babes in Christ, in whom the exercise of the inclination and will, towards divine and heavenly things, is comparatively weak; yet everyone that has the power of godliness in his heart, has his inclinations and heart exercised towards God and divine things, with such strength and vigor that these holy exercises do prevail in him above all carnal or natural affections, and are effectual to overcome them: for every true disciple of Christ "loves Him above father or mother, wife and children, brethren and sisters, houses and lands: yea, than his own life."
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If Men Got Pregnant

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#1 · May 24, 2000, 2:27 pm

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If Men got pregnant

1. Maternity leave would last two years - with full pay.
2. Men would stay in bed for the entire pregnancy.
3. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
4. Natural childbirth would be obsolete.
5. Newborns would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
6. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
7. Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem.
8. People wouldn't think that twins were so cute.
9. Triplets would be subsidized by the federal government.
10. Briefcases would be designed so that they would double as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of women's apparel.

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