I'll Get Pneumonia
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering
from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills,
but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that
didn't do any good, either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and
take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was
to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that,
I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."
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*** Doctor's Answers ***
"Doc, I just wanted to let you know that there is an invisible man
in your waiting room"
"Tell him I can't see him!"
"Doc, my child just swallowed a pen. What should I do?"
"Use a pencil!"
"Doc, what should I do if my temperature goes up another point?"
"Sell!"
"Doc, am I going to die?"
"That's the last thing you're going to do!"
"Doc, this ointment you gave me makes my arm smart."
"Why not rub some on your head?"
"Doc, nobody ever listens to me."
"Next"
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*** Beware Of Dog ***
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Have a Blessed day
Dave and Barbara
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