"Importance Of Raise"
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss.
"There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other
companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company,
and the gas company."
1. You will receive a body.........You may like it, or hate it, but
it will be yours for the entire period this time around.
2. You will learn lessons.......You are enrolled in a full-time,
informal school called life. Each day in this
school, you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like
the lessons, or you may think of them as being irrelevant and stupid.
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons.......Growth is a process of
trial and error, experimentation. The failed
experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment
that ultimately "works".
4. A lesson is repeated until learned.......A lesson will be
presented to you in various forms until you have
learned it; when you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end.......There is no part of life that
does not contain it's lessons; if you are alive,
then there are lessons to be learned.
6. "There" is no better than "here". When your "there" has become
"here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look
better than "here".
7. Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate
something about another person unless it
reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools
and resources you need; what you do with
those resources and tools is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie
inside you; all you need to do is look, listen and trust.
10. You will forget all this.
The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a
food is even tasted.
CASSEROLE:
Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed
together.
DESSERT:
The reason for eating a meal.
EVAPORATE:
Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table
or
wash dishes.
FRUIT:
A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert
REFRIGERATOR:
A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being
used as an art gallery.
SODA POP:
Shake 'N Spray.
TABLE LEG:
Percussion instrument.
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