Quote from Forum Archives on September 14, 2003, 8:07 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

~ * ~ In Awe ~ * ~

 

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling
 to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. 
 She had been told the combination, but couldn't
 quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's
 study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn
the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and
stared blankly for a moment. Finally he look serenely
heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked
back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number,
and opened the lock.

 

The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith,
pastor," she said. 

 

"It's really nothing," he answered.

 

"The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."

 

~ * ~ A Christian Pet ~ * ~

 

This Christian couple felt it important to own an equally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.
 
When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
 
 When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home.

 

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.

 

Well, they said, "Let's try this out."

 

Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"

 

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

 

~ * ~ Little Johnny ~ * ~
 
Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher
advised the class to start the day with the pledge
of allegiance, and instructed them to put their
right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.

 

He looked around the room as he started the recitation,
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes
fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the
right cheek of his
buttocks.

 

"Johnny, I will not continue till you put you hand
over your heart."

 

Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."

 

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand
over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think
that is your heart?"

 

"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she
picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your
little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."

 

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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