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Insured Voice

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Insured Voice

A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his
congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my
voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000."

There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the
back of the room, the quiet voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So what
did you do with the money?"