Quote from Forum Archives on June 15, 2005, 12:12 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"INTERRUPTED"

 

 

During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage
girls in the back giggling and disturbing people.

 

He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, "There are
two of you here who have not heard a word I've said." That
quieted them down.

 

When the service was over, he went to greet people at the
front door. Three different adults apologized for going to
sleep in church, promising it would never happen again.

 

"The Preacher, The Bicycle and The Lawn Mower"

 

 

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a
bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a
lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the
preacher.

 

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle",
said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the
preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

 

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and after
riding the bike around a little while said, "Mister, you've
got yourself a deal."

 

The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He
pulled on the string a few times with no response from the
mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I
can't get this mower to start."

 

The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it
to get it started." The preacher said, "I am a minister,
and I cannot cuss. It has been so long since I have been
saved that I do not even remember how to cuss."

 

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep
pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"

 

" MOSES AT THE AIRPORT"   

 

  
 
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses? "

 

The man never answered but just kept staring ahead.

 

Again the President said, "Moses! " in a loud voice.

 

The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president.

 

Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you? "

 

The secret service agent agreed with the President.

 

Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak.
Watch!" Again, the President yelled, "Moses! " and again the man stared ahead.

 

The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"

 

The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"

 

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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