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It All Adds Up!

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It All Adds Up!

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were
thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his
surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line
to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly.

Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hand and
guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by
his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind the personal attention, but what makes me
so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, we've added up all the hours for which you
billed your clients, and by our calculations you must be at least 193
years old! That makes you pretty special."