You are perplexed by the doctrine of God’s sovereignty and election. I wonder that any man believing in a God should be perplexed by these. For if there be a God, a King, eternal, immortal, and invisible, He cannot but be sovereign – and He cannot but do according to His own will and choose according to His own purpose. You may dislike these doctrines, but you can only get quit of them by denying altogether the existence of an infinitely wise, glorious, and powerful Being. God would not be God were He not thus absolutely sovereign in His present doings and His eternal pre-arrangements.
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#1 · January 7, 2005, 3:31 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

We would like to thank all of you that have written to
us and been praying for us while we have been down
with the flu. I am feeling much better now and Barbara
is about a day behind me. It is nice to hear that so
many of you look forward to our papers and care how we
feel.
Thank you
Dave and Barbara
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"ITALIAN PASTA DIET"

(IT REALLY WORKS !!)

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
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"My Stomach Hurts"

A little girl went up to her mother one day while
holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach
hurts."

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you
have to put something into it!" She then prepared a
bowl of soup.

Later that day when the pastor and his wife were over
for dinner. The pastor began to feel bad. Holding his
head he said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at him, giving him the
sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then
she said, "That's because it's empty, you have to put
something into it!"
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"At Last"

Once when the power went off at the elementary
school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the
cafeteria. She had to feed the children something,
so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks
of peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.

As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's
about time. At last -- a home cooked meal!"
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"Rifle Range"

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range
had been canceled for the second year in a row, but
the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as
planned.

One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that
the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot,
but they are extremely interested in how fast we can
run?"
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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