It's An Animal World Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But we're having a whale of a time!
this particular Sunday to emphasize the importance of everyone
giving their tithes and offerings. He went on to challenge the
people to give enthusiastically because II Corinthians 9:7 says,
"God loves a cheerful giver."
As the plate was passed, a little boy in the second pew, quickly
slipped off his neck tie and placed it into the offering plate. His
mother, absolutely mortified, asked him what in the world he
thought he was doing. The boy replied, "The pastor said put your
ties in the offering plate and do it joyfully. I love that man!"
Old world charm ... Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical .... Rainy.
Majestic setting ... A long way from town, at end of dirt
road.
Options galore ... Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway .......Directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms .....Sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own .....At your own expense.
Minutes From ???...........By Plane
Romantic ...................... No Phone in room
Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane
before.
No extra fees .............. No extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise...... Your car's paint will never be
the same
Nominal fee ................. Outrageous charge.
Standard ..................... Sub-standard.
Deluxe ........................ Barely Standard.
Superior accommodations... One complimentary chocolate,
free shower cap.
All the amenities ......... Two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home............. No Maid service.
Plush ................. Both top and bottom sheets, bed
shakes.
Gentle breezes ........... In hurricane alley.
Light and airy .............. No air conditioning.
Picturesque ................ Theme park nearby.
24-hour bar .....Ice cubes at additional cost (when
available).
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