It's No Use
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little
more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat
him down and said that now that she was getting older, the
house was too small and they'd have to move. "It's no use."
Robbie said, "She's crawling good now and she'd probably just
follow us."
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~~~ Medical Condition ~~~
The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught
stranger who staggered into his office and slumped
into a chair.
"You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory,
Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful
business, a wife, home and family; I was a
respected member of the community. But all
that's gone now. Since my memory began failing,
I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my
clients' names. My wife and children have left me,
too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't
get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget
where I lived...And it's getting worse. Doctor - it's
getting worse!"
"This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the
psychiatrist said soothingly. "Now tell me, just how
long ago did you first become aware of this condition?"
"Condition?" The man sat up in his chair. "What
condition?"
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~~~ The Whole Tooth ~~~
My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out.
We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.
Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you
suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?"
"Nothing," he replied, "She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and
nothing but the tooth."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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