"It's no use, Dad"

#1 · July 18, 2000, 9:04 am

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"It's no use, Dad"

In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help
his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the
office.

When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to the kitchen and proudly
carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father, who
passed it to a guest.

The boy came in with a second piece of pie and again watched his father
give it to a guest.

This was too much for the boy, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are
all the same size."

BONUS JOKE

A Big Complaint

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm
shrinking!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a
little patient."