Quote from Forum Archives on April 24, 2006, 2:01 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"It's Not Paint

 

I looked out the window to check on my daughter, Belinda, and some neighborhood kids who were playing in the backyard. I noticed them running towards the house and could see Belinda holding one bloody hand with the other. In a panic, I ran out of the house to meet her.

 

Mistaking my look of concern, Belinda quickly assured me: "Don't worry, Mom, it's not paint."

 

 

"A Mom's Perspective"

 

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the

 

lens was nowhere to be found.

 

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens
in her hand.

 

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

 

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.

 

"You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

 

 

"Late For Work"

 

 

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

 

Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

 

"Boss," he said, "The pill actually worked!"

 

"That's all fine," said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"

 

 

Look at the world around you, and you'll see God's creativity;

 

Look at the dinner table, and you'll see God's providence;

 

Look at the mirror, and you'll see God's sense of humor.

 

Have aBlessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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