Quote from Forum Archives on August 18, 2006, 12:17 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

We hope you have been enjoying your summer and having fun times with your families and enjoying vacations.
We are going to take a break and will resume doing the paper Sept. 4th 2006.
Thank - you.

 

"Job"

 

  

 

After being laid off from five different jobs
in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired
by a warehouse.

 

One day he lost control of a forklift and
drove it off the loading dock.

 

Surveying the damage, the owner shook
his head and said he'd have to withhold
10 percent of Uncle Joe's wages to pay
for the repairs.

 

"How much will it cost?" asked my uncle.

 

"About $4,500," said the owner.

 

"What a relief!" exclaimed Uncle Joe.
"I've finally got job security!"

 

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

 

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."

 

The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

 

 

Bad Day

 

 

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

 

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

 

 "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."

 

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

 

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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