Johnny's Dust
Posted by: root <root@...>
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After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the
minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family.
"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from
the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did," he says.
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"Yes, I'm glad you were listening," the pastor replies. "Why do you
ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed
'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
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WHY WE PAY WHAT WE PAY
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A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there
was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure
your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will
cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus
payments for extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a
new sports car!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"