Joking Around
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A man who liked to play practical jokes sent his friend a collect telegram
that read, "I am feeling fine."
About a week later our joker received a heavy package on which he was
required to pay the postage.
Opening it, he found a big block of concrete and a note reading:
"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."
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BONUS JOKE
Addressing The Staff
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to
come into his office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
"Ron," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look...I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place
you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds
familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my
employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that
straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy responded, "Darling. My name is Ron Darling."