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Jonah & The Whale

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Jonah & The Whale
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very
small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."