JUST AS YOU ORDERED MONDAY

#1 · January 29, 2007, 4:20 pm

Quote from Forum Archives on January 29, 2007, 4:20 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"JUST AS YOU ORDERED"

Look at this mess! roared an angry customer at a local

cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.

Its just as you ordered it, sir, the waitress replied

meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut

and step on it.

"Food, Family, and Philosophy"

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

"Pumpkin Pie"

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin
pie as a gift.

As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite
that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that my grandmother
had to throw it away.

Ever gracious and tactful, my grandmother still felt obliged to
send the neighbors a note.

It read, "Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something
like that doesn't last very long in our house."

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"JUST AS YOU ORDERED"

Look at this mess! roared an angry customer at a local

cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.

Its just as you ordered it, sir, the waitress replied

meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut

and step on it.

"Food, Family, and Philosophy"

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

"Pumpkin Pie"

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin
pie as a gift.

As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite
that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that my grandmother
had to throw it away.

Ever gracious and tactful, my grandmother still felt obliged to
send the neighbors a note.

It read, "Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something
like that doesn't last very long in our house."

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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