Just try again
Posted by: root <root@...>
was in line for the security check point when I got there so that went
fairly quickly, just x-ray of my bags and then a chemical test to be sure
nothing explosive was on them.
Then I waited 2 � hours to board the plane. What happened after we boarded
was interesting and thought I would share it with you.
The pilot/captain came on the loudspeaker after the doors were closed.
His speech went like this:
First I want to thank you for being brave enough to fly today. The doors
are now closed and we have no help from the outside for any problems that
might occur inside this plane. As you could tell when you checked in, the
government has made some changes to increase security in the airports.
They have not, however, made any rules about what happens after those doors
close. Until they do that, we have made our own rules and I want to share
them with you. Once those doors close, we only have each other.
The security has taken care of a threat like guns with all of the increased
scanning, etc. Then we have the supposed bomb. If you have a bomb, there
is no need to tell me about it, or anyone else on this plane; you are
already in control. So, for this flight, there are no bombs that exist on
this plane.
Now, the threats that are left are things like plastics, wood, knives, and
other weapons that can be made or things like that which can be used as
weapons. Here is our plan and our rules. If someone or several people
stand up and say they are hijacking this plane, I want you all to stand up
together. Then take whatever you have available to you and throw it at
them.
Throw it at their faces and heads so they will have to raise their hands to
protect themselves.
The very best protection you have against knives are the pillows and
blankets. Whoever is close to these people should then try to get a blanket
over their head-then they won't be able to see. Once that is done, get them
down and keep them there. Do not let them up. I will then land the plane
at the closest place and we WILL take care of them.
After all, there are usually only a few of them and we are 200+ strong!
We will not allow them to take over this plane.
I find it interesting that the US Constitution begins with the words "We,
the people"-that's who we are, THE people and we will not be defeated.
With that, the passengers on the plane all began to applaud, people had
tears in their eyes, and we began the trip toward the runway.
The flight attendant then began the safety speech. One of the things she
said is that we are all so busy and live our lives at such a fast pace. She
asked that everyone turn to their neighbors on either side and introduce
themselves, tell each other something about your families and children, show
pictures, whatever. She said "for today, we consider you family.
We will treat you as such and ask that you do the same with us."
Throughout the flight we learned that for the crew, this was their first
flight since Tuesday's tragedies. It was a day that everyone leaned on each
other and together everyone was stronger than any one person alone. It was
quite an experience.
You can imagine the feeling when that plane touched down at Dulles and we
heard "welcome to Washington Dulles Airport, where the local time is
5:40".
Again, the cabin was filled with applause.
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LOOKING UP A NUMBER
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The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination
lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't
quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for
help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first
two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.
Finally he look serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he
looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened
the lock.
The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.
"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the
ceiling."