Kid-Speak
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Amusing things grade schoolers have written:
*The future of "I give" is "I take."
*The parts of speech are lungs and air.
*The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
*A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the
population.
*Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water.
*(Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
*A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it
through an aviator.
*Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
*The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
*The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and
you sit on the bottom.
*We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk
from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.