Quote from Forum Archives on November 18, 2004, 12:46 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Please keep Niki In Prayer"

 

Niki will be moved to the more advanced rehabilitation hospital this morning. This is definitely a good sign and shows God working in Niki's life. Please keep Niki and her family in prayer as she moves on to the next step.

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"Kid's Kitchen Vocabulary Terms"

 

 

APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV.

 

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic 'Yuck' before a food is even tasted.

 

Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

 

COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling.

 

CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe.

 

DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal.

 

FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.

 

FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers.

 

FRIED FOODS: Gourmet Cooking.

 

KITCHEN: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.

 

THIRSTY: How your child feels after you've said your final 'good night.'

 

SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.

 

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and efficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

 

NAPKIN: Any warm cloth object, such as shirt or pants.

 

MACARONI: Material for a collage.

*Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*

 

 

1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

 

2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

 

3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

 

4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have alterior motives?

 

5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

 

6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

 

7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

 

8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

 

9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

 

10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss! 

 

 

All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A
Cow

 

 

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 

2. Don't cry over spilled milk.

 

3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no
fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

 

4. The grass is green on the other side of the
fence.

 

5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

 

6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all
its worth!

 

7. It's better to be seen and not herd.

 

8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your
udder relatives.

 

9. Never take any bull from anybody.

 

10. Always let them know who's the bossy.

 

11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

 

12. Black and white is always an appropriate
fashion statement.

 

13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every
day.

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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