Kids Proverbs
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Better to be safe than Punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the Bug is close.
It's always darkest before Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of Termites.
You can lead a horse to water but How.
Don't bite the hand that Looks dirty.
No news is Impossible.
A miss is as good as a Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new Math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll Stink in the morning.
Love all, trust Me.
The pen is mightier than the Pigs.
An idle mind is The best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's Pollution.
Happy the bride who Gets all the presents.
A penny saved is Not much.
Two's company, three's The musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what You put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and You have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as Steve Wonder.
Children should be seen and not Spanked or grounded.
If a first you don't succeed Get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind, Get out of the way.
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Recipe for Miracles
Ingredients:
1 part of knowing who you are
1 part of knowing who you aren't
1 part of knowing what you want
1 part of knowing who you wish to be
1 part of knowing what you already have
1 part of choosing wisely from what you have
1 part of loving and thanking for ALL you have
Instructions:
Combine ingredients together gently and carefully, using
faith and vision. Mix together with strong belief of the
outcome until finely blended.
Use thoughts, words and actions for best results.
Bake until Blessed.
Give thanks again
Yield: Unlimited servings
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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