Kids Say...
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two
girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother ask. "Daddy picked them up and
looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the
left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW
they're my feet."
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them
all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you
can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the
seal."
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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A 10-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by
asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James
Virgin?"