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Kids say the darnedest things
#1 · April 26, 2002, 7:15 am
Posted by: root <root@...>
Kids say the darnedest things.
Some grade school teachers must agree with
that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have
written in papers. Here are a few examples:
Some grade school teachers must agree with
that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have
written in papers. Here are a few examples:
- The future of "I give" is "I take."
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it
through an aviator.
- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and
you sit on the bottom.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.