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Ladies and gentlemen
#1 · March 28, 2001, 6:12 am
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Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an
hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines
left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One
more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional
two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in
seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one
more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an
hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines
left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One
more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional
two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in
seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one
more engine, we'll be up here all day!"