LAWYER LETTER
Posted by: root <root@...>
doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said
the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to
nail him."
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MIND READER
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One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small
tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind
reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd give it a go, and went inside. Behind a
small table inside was an old man, who looked up when the young man entered
and says, "Ah, you must be here for the mind reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson." Then the old man
goes out the back of the tent and comes back with a hose. "Here, hold this
hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies the old man, "Now, look in the end and
tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end of the hose, and only sees darkness. "I
don't see anything," he tells the old man.
Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots water into the
young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like that." the young man shouts at the old
man.
"There.. you are now a mind reader!" the old man replies, "That'll be 50
dollars."