Quote from Forum Archives on December 4, 2003, 8:43 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

   
" Lesson In Logic "

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils
a lesson in logic.  "Here is the situation," she said.

"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of
a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and
begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife
hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and
runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran
to the bank?"

A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out
all his savings?"

 

 

" Clap And Cheer "

 

Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen.

On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with  pride and excitement. "Guess what Mom," he shouted, and then said  those words that will remain a lesson to me: "I've been chosen to clap and cheer."

 

 

" Bus Driver "

 

I am a bus driver for high school kids. It is Christmas time and the kids all gave me cards and presents. Now I'm thinking, "Man, I must be a good driver and the kids even like me."
I opened the cards when I got home. On the inside of one card it said: "Thanks for not killing us yet. We really appreciate it."

 

Dave and Barbara

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