LET THEM EAT CAKE
Posted by: root <root@...>
Knowing his sweet tooth Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and
said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No," replied Tommy. "I only asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could
make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces of her own accord."
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DIET BUDDIES
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Rosey and Nina were best of friends and tried to do everything together.
Rosey announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she
had put on recently.
"Good," Nina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting
buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and
get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great," Rosey replied. "I'll ride with you to Burger King."